I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
I have no one to look after my 4 ferrets for two weeks help and im poor
First product to be listed!
Basic 3 charm necklace handmade by me, on sale here!
Keep checking later for other necklaces! Ill be adding more later in the week. (◕‿◕✿)
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
online friendships have prepared me for long distance relationships i am ready to date a boy in a touring band please deliver one to me asap
Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.
For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…
this is SO COOL oh man